Right, we all should know the advert, due to the fucking insanely annoying jingle that we have been unfortunate enough to have raped into our skulls. If you don't know it, here is one of the adverts:

I had to listen to it again to get myself phsyched up with rage! Good fucking lord! Never ever ever has any jingle or song for that matter ever wanted to make me rip my ears off, run them through a mincer. Have a goat eat the minced up remains, shit them back out. Then me eat it, shit it back out, then stuff the twice digested fesces into my lungs so I choke to death and whilst in the process of choking, drain any blood in my system then headbutt a spearhead!

Seriously, if I had any part in the making of that jingle, I wouldn't be able to go out into the world knowing that I have possibly created the single most annoying thing in the history of man. Fuck chemical warfare, just throw a portable stereo into an enemy bunker playing that jingle in a loop and they will soon shoot themselves. You could use it of PoW interrogation aswell.

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This advert should be pulled off immediatly! Anyone who had anything to do with it should be executed! It's not like it is even good acting, full of fake laughter and shit. Watch it again, with no sound (for your sake). Go on... notice how the woman laughs at her laptop without even making her shitty 'customised' card, you just notice how even more terrible the advert is without sound. So they have to add the music just to piss you off more, with a song that isn't catchy, it just lodges itself in your head and no matter how hard you try. You just can't get it out.

You want a funny card? Make one yourself, if you possess any wit you can surely make a card that could surpass their humour by a mile. Just simply add a springloaded picture of a goatse in there. Bang! One funny, yet slightly disturbing card.

No words can describe how much hate I have for this advert, for years, it has plagued us. YEARS! Sometimes getting played twice between advert breaks. Or the worst, you flip to the next channel to avoid it, low and fuckin' behold, it's on that fucking channel aswell! You can't escape it! It is everywhere!!!!

This advert probably is the reason behind alot of people being committed these days, curled in the corner or their padded cell, mumbling 'Moonpig' over and over again, or better yet, at the door screaming 'MOONPIG!' over and over at the top of their lungs! Infact, there is probably an entire NHS funded psychiatric department to the trauma victims of Moonpig.

If you actually like that advert, you are a sad creature and I sincerely hope you see the error of your ways...Soon! As for the makers. I hope you are proud of yourselves. You done what you wanted to achieve, create a jingle that will stick in peoples heads and I detest you for it...

Just for shits and giggles, I challenge you to find an even worse advert!